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Candace
05 July 2007 @ 08:08 pm


Our summer; We lounge and eat popsicles.
I'm the happiest I've ever been, and I still refuse to smile in pictures.
I don't even pretend to understand myself.
But this is the ACTUAL color my hair has turned out, I'm quite the fan when I'm not in the sun, apparently.

Today, I over slept and drank way too much cream soda.
Tomorrow, I will love my girlfriends with all of my heart, even if they make dumb decisions I don't agree with and have abusive boyfriends.
Saturday, boyfriend day. Smoosh smoosh. I crave this boy twenty four - seven. Good / Bad? I don't know!
Sunday, poker night with the guys. Kyle and J Dawg are my life. I will win and come home a minimum of two hundred dollars richer.

I need my Ebay fix, tell me what to purchase.
 
 
Current Mood: hyper
 
 
Candace
03 July 2007 @ 02:39 pm

My hair looks DIRTY BLONDE in the sun, how unattractive and lame.
Like this picture. I fail to be photogenic in any sense anymore. I'm far too tired constantly.
Back to the hair jazz, I am thoroughly displeased (?!?! ANGRY FACEEE!) and I will dye it a shade darker soon.
3.4 seconds after this picture, the fuzziest bumblebee EVER swooped in and I ran for cover!

It is nice to know people who can make you smile ear to ear and laugh without even trying to.
They just me put in such a good mood and I want to mush them to death! Kind of like boyfriend and his cute nose.

I am starting to sound sick, in the sense that I wake up I sound like a dinosaur.
Oh noes! RAR RAR RAR.
But by mid-morning I feel energized and up to par.
It's weird, and very unhelpful. Do I GO to the doctor or do I NOT?
You're laughing at me, not with me; got it!

I have so many things I'm suppose to do this afternoon,
but I am the queen of procrastination and I take my title very seriously!
So I will continue to frolic in my bedsheets..stretch, yawn and moan because my boyfriend is hot shit.

 
 
Current Mood: lazy
 
 
Candace
24 June 2007 @ 08:26 am
No, there is nothing more hilarious than your future of alcohol and drug abuse.
You're so gross.
We are all sitting back with a smile on our faces, because we K-N-O-W he's going to use you.
He's going to get what he wants - fuck fuck fuck - and then you're tossed to the curb.
We'd be truthful to you and let you know the lowdown if you weren't such a two-faced, manipulative whore.
Oh, and your text messages are so HAR HAR HAR. He lets us read them, and we all get a giant laugh at how pathetic you are.
Seriously, little girl. Learn not to talk shit, it gets back and people get pissed.
Not me, necessarily. I'm finding this way too amusing to ever want it to end.
But you know, all of those bitches and hoes that have my back? Yeah, they are not pleased!

Oh, and my boyfriend and I have been together for..Count 'em! 1...2 months!
If you know me, you know that this is a BIG G-D deal.
I'm happy and I wouldn't change a thing.
He's everything I never knew that I always wanted.
Cliche, bitches. Cliche.

But baby, seriously. Stop being so amazing or you're going to have to marry my ass ASAP!
 
 
Current Mood: grumpy
Current Music: Watching Jumanji. Best. Movie. EVER.
 
 
Candace
My boyfriend and I have a slight obsession with Goldfish crackers.

The problem with this being, he shouldn't be able to eat them.
He doesn't even know the theme song.
Which I think is absolutely preposterous!
But he's sexy, so I let that shit slide.

& Oh, I make stupid faces for the greater good of the world.
Because my smirk brings smiles to the faces of everybody who's anybody!
Known fact.
 
 
Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: Watching Casino Royale.
 
 
Candace
11 June 2007 @ 07:29 am
It's about time I ventured into some uncharted and dangerous territory.
To give my life "edge", and what not.
Stay tuned for this subject matter!

Baby, I hope my little weiner had a good birthday!
I love you. I love your stupid face. I love your family. AAAnd I definately love that you thought of me when seeing a store filled with Hello Kitty.

I have nothing of any substance to say, truly.
So I'm going to throw down a load of pictures sometime this week.
Perhaps once I dye my hair so I can flaunt that shit! Holla.
 
 
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Watching PotC AWE
 
 
Candace
09 June 2007 @ 12:08 am
The truths?
1. I hate how people think I'm intimidating. They judge and make negative assumptions. ( I probably didn't want to be your friend anyways.)
2. I like getting hurt. I think it makes me a stronger person. (I'm secretly sick and twisted!)
3. My boyfriend is like a child and counts down the days until his birthday every other hour. (I've fallen in love and think it's the cutest damn thing ever.)
4. I need to control the bitch in me. I snapped at my friend Aaron for calling my house while I was on the other line. (In my defense, he was suppose to call two hours prior..)
5. I believe I am spending my weekend sewing up some new DESIGNZZZ. (I haven't sewn in ages, and I hope whatever I make doesn't look like shit.)
6. My hair is going B-R-O-W-N sometime this week. The blonde takes too much maintenance nowadays. I have no time for that kind of shit! (A big F-U roots!)
7. Eyes are always on me and my crew. I cannot control the hotness. (All true. So true.)




Only in Toronto, baby.

This is currently representing the streets and random 'alleyways' of our one and only Kensington Market.
I'm guessing some agitated asian lady posted this?
I cannot see any other way!


 
 
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: Big & Rich - Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy
 
 
Candace
07 June 2007 @ 04:07 am
At this point, it will be a lot easier to stay awake than it is to sleep.
Am I right or am I right? I'm right, duhr!

I've come to a grand conclusion that nothing in my life is permanent.
Do not take this as a "he broke my heart " post, my relationship - for the first time in years - is very much stable.
We're actually on a month and a half. HOW RIDONCULOUS IS THAT SHIT!?
Anyways. The only thing that has stayed the same is my constant bitching about the weather.
When it's cold, it's too cold. When it's hot, it's too hot. There is never a happy medium and it makes me very sadface.

I think I am going through some kind of "mid life" crisis, or something in that ridiculous sense.
I don't know what I want, but on the other hand, I do.. etc etc and so on.
I think it's time to focus on myself, especially school and my education and what not.
I need to meet new people, but I'm also sick of people.
This is bad. But a big hip-hip-horrrraaayy for being human and sucking at managing my own life in a classy manner!


I truly do not know how my cat got so incredibly beautiful.

P.S. My boyfriend's birthday is on the tenth. He's going to be happy with his presents, I do believe.
Curiosity will eventually grab you and you WILL check this and see how much I care.
I know it.
 
 
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Fidelity - Regina Spektor
 
 
 
 

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