Ian - Mishu says:
so i get this text from my co-worker
Ian - Mishu says:
saying "oh my god your girlfriend is like a foot tall. i could put her in my pocket!"
Candace says:
I'm glad that standing beside you while you pump gas makes me your girlfriend.
Ian - Mishu says:
well lets think about this
Ian - Mishu says:
when she drove by and i waved you were hiding in my jacket
Ian - Mishu says:
that was still on my body
Ian - Mishu says:
a plus b is c
Candace says:
Fuck off! Next time you can hold your own gas tank cap. Be a man!
Candace says:
And A + B = AB, jerk.


.. I think I should be slightly alarmed that we have been spotted on several occasions - and the assumption that we're together is one that has come from the lips of the spotters.
And it doesn't at all help that he encourages my kind-of-flirtacious behaviour and hints at our 'hanging out' being referred to as 'dates'.
OH - and fuck that girl. I'm not THAT short.