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No, there is nothing more hilarious than your future of alcohol and drug abuse.
You're so gross.
We are all sitting back with a smile on our faces, because we K-N-O-W he's going to use you.
He's going to get what he wants - fuck fuck fuck - and then you're tossed to the curb.
We'd be truthful to you and let you know the lowdown if you weren't such a two-faced, manipulative whore.
Oh, and your text messages are so HAR HAR HAR. He lets us read them, and we all get a giant laugh at how pathetic you are.
Seriously, little girl. Learn not to talk shit, it gets back and people get pissed.
Not me, necessarily. I'm finding this way too amusing to ever want it to end.
But you know, all of those bitches and hoes that have my back? Yeah, they are not pleased!
Oh, and my boyfriend and I have been together for..Count 'em! 1...2 months!
If you know me, you know that this is a BIG G-D deal.
I'm happy and I wouldn't change a thing.
He's everything I never knew that I always wanted.
Cliche, bitches. Cliche.
But baby, seriously. Stop being so amazing or you're going to have to marry my ass ASAP!
You're so gross.
We are all sitting back with a smile on our faces, because we K-N-O-W he's going to use you.
He's going to get what he wants - fuck fuck fuck - and then you're tossed to the curb.
We'd be truthful to you and let you know the lowdown if you weren't such a two-faced, manipulative whore.
Oh, and your text messages are so HAR HAR HAR. He lets us read them, and we all get a giant laugh at how pathetic you are.
Seriously, little girl. Learn not to talk shit, it gets back and people get pissed.
Not me, necessarily. I'm finding this way too amusing to ever want it to end.
But you know, all of those bitches and hoes that have my back? Yeah, they are not pleased!
Oh, and my boyfriend and I have been together for..Count 'em! 1...2 months!
If you know me, you know that this is a BIG G-D deal.
I'm happy and I wouldn't change a thing.
He's everything I never knew that I always wanted.
Cliche, bitches. Cliche.
But baby, seriously. Stop being so amazing or you're going to have to marry my ass ASAP!
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grumpyCurrent Music: Watching Jumanji. Best. Movie. EVER.
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